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If chocolate can melt on its own, then my office is too hot.

RT @ConanOBrien: If I had a show, I’d tweet about which Oscar winner is coming on tonight. Instead, here’s my favorite frozen vegetable …

Don’t be fooled it’s not moving in real life either. http://twitpic.com/17d10s

Dear Gold’s Gym, when I hear your radio commercials I’m not inspired to workout to improve my health but rather to hurt whoever made them.

Apparently @malindakay84 is in awe of my coolness. Or maybe she’s just being patronizing. I must figure this mystery out

Dear Spring, you’re such a tease.

RT @Birmingham_News: Rev. Jesse Jackson to lead bingo rally at Fairfield City Hall Friday http://bit.ly/cIDEPn /// Shocker.

Apparently all it takes is 10 seconds at a urinal to become a Christian. http://twitpic.com/16klii

You better hit bullseye the kid don’t play.

Soooo, this is the men’s room? http://twitpic.com/16f6kr